Tree Houses

When we move, my mom said I could get a tree house in a good sized tree and if it's not a good sized tree, I can't get a tree house. But, they're the coolest thing in the world to me and my dad made the coolest drawing of one. Here it is:

Bloody Mary, BLAH BLAH BLAH

This stupid guy called John Brown made up the book "Bloody Mary". Ever since my un-funny mom told me about the story, there have been ridiculous billboards about her and her pig-faced boyfriend. There's also a dead Burger King guy who has a bad appetite for blood. My mom even found an email about anti-Bloody Mary, who is STUPID...SHE"S SO STUPID!!!!!! Nikki, if you are reading this, you should donate your other cat, or your pug, to take down those Bloody Mary signs. I have planned an assault to take all of the Bloody Mary signs in the world down. First, I get all the kids who hate Bloody Mary, second, I get the people with strong teeth - you've probably seen that girl on that Stride commercial - strong teeth - well, we go to the dentist every week or so, so we probably have strong teeth. Now, back to plan two. So, I get kids that have sharp teeth and I get them to gnaw off the poles that are holding up the signs. Third, caution - to the young boys or girls that are doing this, have your parents' permission to do this first. Fourth - you get your parents, you bring the Bloody Mary sign onto their trailer, p.s. (tell them to bring trailers), then you get your parents to get the torch or lighter and then, this is a song I wrote myself: "Bloody Mary signs - you will die, lalalalalalala burn and burn and burn to ashes till you are dead and you never going to bother us again".

Dogs

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs. I have one that is brown and he is ... 2. And, he is a chocolate lab, he likes to be fed all the time, especially when I feed him because I give him extra. He likes to be petted and he has to go pee usually out in the yard. My dad makes me do all that stuff. It's harsh, but I get through it somehow. I don't want to get rid of the dog I have now, but I want to get a Bassett Hound and name him Mr. Tibbs. But, I changed my mind, I want a chihuaha that is going to be named PAPI! He is going to be black and brown for Halloween, he is going to be Houndoom. You have probably heard of Houndoom if you listened to my music. It is on the right, lower-hound corner, you just click P-O-K-E-M-O-N and then you're on the Pokemon song. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, um - dogs.

Cars

When I am older the car that I want is a Honda Element because they can transform into tents. They are also very safe because they are very medium sized cars. Last post, I said I would let George call future shotgun on my car...or maybe I want a Mustang. My Dads favorite car is a porsh.

My Friends

My friends and I are very close to each other, especially George and Ben. I do a lot of things with my friends. PS - My mom is my best friend! George is my best friend because he likes Legos and he usually tells me times tables. Judson is my golden friend because he likes the same things as I do and we've known each other since Kindergarten in Mrs. T's class. And now we are all in 2nd grade and almost in 3rd grade. Next year I hope I have Mrs. Dickman for my teacher and I hope George is in my class. Right now in my reading class me and my friends are making lighthouses out of toilet paper. We all like to draw too. Kyler is in my class and we sit right in front of each other in the front row. We don't have phones yet because we are only 8. But, my grandparents are about to renew out of their contract for Verizon Wireless and they said that maybe they could get me a service for a phone that I found in one of their drawers. I think I'm going to get Verizon. When I grow up, I am going to let George call future shotgun on my car. My friends are very important to me because if you don't have friends, you don't have nothing.